Everyone Loves The Sunshine

Me starting my day with a coffee and a soon to arrive burger at The Standard Hotel. Arlie hired me to shoot photos for the Incase Blog. The goal was to capture summertime party people living it up and getting free Incase slider cases. Here are some blog out-takes. I'm also seen here texting on my extremely sexy 90's dad phone... I call it that because my dad had this phone... and even he has had the sense to upgraded by now.

Cute Susie.
Not even a messed up arm could keep this guy from party times!

Friends, yelling.

I think this is what people refer to as "real talk".

Kinda obsessed with this Xavier Roberts ass tat.

Fancy lady shoes/ bikini combo.

Raving's not dead.

Chest shot. So I'm going on a retaliation male strip club visit, and since Chippendale's is no longer in service, Eva and I are going to THE HOLLYWOOD MEN'S SHOW! Check it out! Choreographed dance routines and dumb fake names!!! All are welcome.

Standard, Standard lurkers.

Hardcore Dave's triumphant return.

Funtime horror show.

Lettin' it all hang out. Topless, smokin' and drinkin' some bubbly with your dude. Hollyhood dreams.

Shark week.
My favorite sight of the day.

Scratch that, this is my favorite sight of the day. Best party guy.

Even the chick with her boobies hanging out got upstaged by him.

I could have followed him around all day. This is his sexy calender shot.

James.

Pretty Lani.

Party Lani.
Getting his flirt on.

Eva's pool party feets.

Pool party summer bod.

Party people, lookin' kinda bored.

Pool party essental: Fuzzy boots.

Hey, sex sells.

Laterz.

My Chick Bad, My Chick Hood

Remember last post, where I said I've been really well behaved lately.... well that is old news!! KB went BONKERS. To celebrate the memorial day weekend, I decided to memorialize my party girl past. Ouch! That lifestyle hurts.

Arrived at the Cha Cha, Ayana lookin slamin'. No pictures of the inside of the bar, cuz I was too focused on my beer can. No pictures of the fried chicken sandwich I ate afterwards either.

Next morning, magic hangover killer brunch.

Wow, Ayana looking bright, cheery and positive about the morning.

Me, looking like the Sea Witch I always feel like in the morning.

Decided to keep that pain train rollin' and headed to the Standard Hotel for the first Swimming With Sharks party of the summer.

Tarrrrrrrrl. Hey buddy.

You all know what the start of summer means dontcha? That means Ima fire up the BUTT BLOG!

Summer Babe.

The pre-requisite drunk pool party people pile.

Lurk life.

The whole time I was there they played non-stop "Dad rock". Mike Brooks would have been LOVIN' IT. Thank god the days of coked-out, euro-rave jamz on the Hotel roof are over... well maybe not, but today at least, it was all Toto, Kenny Loggins, Hall & Oates, and Michael McDonald. YA MO BE THERE!!

A.J. , my steady dance partner.

Had to run off to work all looopy.

Cut through the Library building.

Tripped up the escalators, and felt like I had successfully broken my boring streak. Now I'm back to being a well behaved angel.

I love Hall & Oates, and I say this without one ounce of irony. I also love this song, and am amazed at how

crappy this video is. Kinda looks like they are sitting in a

public access studio, and in case you don't already know

PUBLIC ACCESS IS CLOSE TO MY HEART! There is also

creepy lipsyncing, WEIRD!

"Sim Simma Who's Got The Keys To My Beema"

KRISTI ARNOLD WAS IN TOWN!!! Kristi is a badass artist and rules! I blew it and forgot to take pictures of her, but this is a fun one of Miss KK talking on the 80's carphone that is attached to my sweet ride.

Pete, ridin' dirty.

Tammy loaned me her convertible BMW while she was in Seattle. It's an 80's model so you feel really "Less Than Zero" This is me buying and selling stocks. This car also inspired a "White Snake" style photo shoot where I got on the hood and writhed around like Tawny Kitaen. I will not post those photos, for they are slightly embarrassing.

Got to dog sit my favorite lil' friend.

Also got to stay on the most olden time block in the city.

Angelino Heights.

Ayana's plant has some cool shades on.

Ain't she sweet. A little old lady walked by and gave me the double thumbs up for driving this beauty, it's going to be sad giving her back.

I was hired to be a fill in blog photographer for the Incase Blog. Incase was sponsoring the Swimming With Sharks event at the Standard Hotel on Saturday. So of course this means MORE BIKINI BUTT SHOTS FOR THE BUTT BLOG!

Thug ass Single Momz.

Ayana's Signature jump.

Art show.
Nickel Diner and Nandi! Burgers are the best reward.