HAPPY 4TH OF JUL-ISCOUS

Frankie Chan.

Zane.

The Standard Hotel.

That water was MILKY!!!!

Spotted this guy, knew I had to get my picture with him.

YES! *note the sunglasses hanging from his nipple ring...
and the sock garters WITH NO SOCKS! Wow!
There were a couple of Dave Navarro and Micky Rouke look-alikes.

Tramp stamp city. To see a celebration of pool party booties, check out The Butt Blog here.



Yay! leaving!
So many sweet tats in one day!

This is when it starts getting really good...

A HOUSE PARTY WITH ANIMALS. This is Brandy's cat. An extra special one too. I think if I had a better camera I would aspire to be a photographer for Cat Fancy magazine.

Hey sad eyes.

Hey crazy eyes.

So my camera died which means no photos of the neighbor's yard catching on fire or the second house party in the palisades with 2 pools and a big Tee Pee. This was a good 4th, when I woke up the next day I had all my belongings, and just a huge splinter in my thumb. No big whoop.

THIS IS A LIST OF THE THINGS I LIKE

VANILLA CREAMER!

HOT SAUCE

FRIENDS

BEER AT A POOL PARY AND A BOWL OF MIXED NUTS

THIS PICTURE OF AN ORANGE CAT WITH A PUFFY BEE STUNG FOOT THAT I STOLE FROM THE INTERNETS!

GRUMPY BABIES

MY BFF'S CHRISTY'S PREGNANT BELLY!!!

SUSHI

MY HALL AND OATES RECORD

SNOWY TREES- photo credit LG Brooks, aka my momzzzz

TENNIS

PLAYING TENNIS WITH YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND WHO YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IN 6 MONTHS AND THE SATISFACTION OF SEEING THAT HE HAS GROWN A REALLY FREAKY WEIRD BEARD!!

Bet a lot of milk and crumbs get stuck in that thing.

WHITE CATS

THE CONTENTS OF MY TRUNK

MY GIRLS

NOT PICTURED:

Bacon

Cheeseburgers

french fries

Pizza

Coffee

Baseball games

Golf

Laughing really hard

DO NOT TREAT YOUR FRIENDS LIKE THIS....

Palmdale adventure getaway

Day trip to Palmdale!!! Try not to be so jealous of my lifestyle! I'm being sarcastic. I guess Palmdale has some nice areas, but we didn't find them. I saw a billboard the other day that said "Daycation" I guess that's what we were on.

We were looking for adventure and some thrift store junk! It was hot as BallZZZ in the desert.

We met up with our road dogs Arlie and the lovely Tammy.

It was kinda weird, Nandi and I were wearing the same shoes....

and so were Arls and Tammy!

So the side of Palmdale we were on HAD NO RESTAURANTS!!! All we wanted was a simple Chili's or perhaps an Outback Steak House maybe... heck we'd even eat at Applebees!

Had to eat at Burger King. So nasty, yet kinda good. I got the grossest thing, a big fish sandwich and loved it.

Scene of the crime.

Scoped out the tapes at the thrift store.

Only good tape was P.M. Dawn. Used to love "Set Adrift Of Memory Bliss". Ended up passing on it though.

Also passed up the Amy Grant T-shirt. All you Christian music lovers, Palmdale Goodwill is where it's at.

This is what I ended up with. A 90's era floral dress, chucks and some beautiful suede 1940's heels.

Not pictured: A pair of little house on the prairie lace up boots and a Dr Quinn Medicine woman-esqu dress. MY SUMMER TIME LOOK!!!