Sunday, May 30, 2010

My Chick Bad, My Chick Hood


Remember last post, where I said I've been really well behaved lately.... well that is old news!! KB went BONKERS. To celebrate the memorial day weekend, I decided to memorialize my party girl past. Ouch! That lifestyle hurts.

Arrived at the Cha Cha, Ayana lookin slamin'. No pictures of the inside of the bar, cuz I was too focused on my beer can. No pictures of the fried chicken sandwich I ate afterwards either.

Next morning, magic hangover killer brunch.

Wow, Ayana looking bright, cheery and positive about the morning.

Me, looking like the Sea Witch I always feel like in the morning.


Decided to keep that pain train rollin' and headed to the Standard Hotel for the first Swimming With Sharks party of the summer.


Tarrrrrrrrl. Hey buddy.

You all know what the start of summer means dontcha? That means Ima fire up the BUTT BLOG!

Summer Babe.

The pre-requisite drunk pool party people pile.


Lurk life.

The whole time I was there they played non-stop "Dad rock". Mike Brooks would have been LOVIN' IT. Thank god the days of coked-out, euro-rave jamz on the Hotel roof are over... well maybe not, but today at least, it was all Toto, Kenny Loggins, Hall & Oates, and Michael McDonald. YA MO BE THERE!!

A.J. , my steady dance partner.

Had to run off to work all looopy.

Cut through the Library building.

Tripped up the escalators, and felt like I had successfully broken my boring streak. Now I'm back to being a well behaved angel.

I love Hall & Oates, and I say this without one ounce of irony. I also love this song, and am amazed at how
crappy this video is. Kinda looks like they are sitting in a
public access studio, and in case you don't already know
creepy lipsyncing, WEIRD!


Friday, May 28, 2010

"Hold My Baby, Let Me Do This"

In case you haven't hurrrd the ill summertime funky mom anthem, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! CLICK HERE to listen to Ayana and I's #1 hit single SHAKE IT LIKE A SINGLE MOM soon to be destroying speakers in VW station wagons and Scion shoe shaped SUVs across the nation!!! Get yo babysitters lined up, raise your Appletinis in the air and turn this jam up full blast!!!

-Music video coming fall 2010
-Stay tuned for live performance dates.

I've been really well behaved lately, but this song makes me want to
get ROWDY!

R U 4 REALZ

Refrigerator essentials.

Classy art.
Sorry Lola.

That mallard lived a good life.


Freezer essentials.


That crow in that dude's grip, is most likely pretty bummed.

Ahhh, nothing like getting your fave flowers from your sweetheart. Shout-out to Kristi Arnold and her wicked artwork in the corner.


Shrek-ed it up with Shrek, that's some real fog.

MK, in the secret bar inside the studio that Shrek built.

Went off roadin' Puyallup high school style in Santa Clarita. All the offroad X-stremeness led us to this amazing diner.


Eva and I be-bopped around at the Silverlake Jubilee.

Met a new cat. Hi.

Food trucks are certainly all the rage these dayz.

HOW DO YOU CHOSE?!!!!!

I feel this song.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Who Doth Goeth There... Blah Blah Blah

Picked up some his and hers quiche slices.

Got a special pink cookie...


and headed off to the Renaissance "Pleasure Faire" in Irwendale.
Arlie told me it was called the "Pleasure Fair" because it was erotic. WRONG, family friendly... but you know there's some freaky stuff going on behind the scenes.



Got my drynk on.

Wench Babes.

Ye Olde hunky dude.


Wow, a few people tried to speak to me in a Ye Olde language of some sort. Elizabethan? Edwardian? Either way, it freaked me out.


Sexy Renaissance butt.

Olden timez rocking!


The Queen was there. I think She's waving at me.

Authentic Ren-ride

These geese, not really caring about the Renaissance.


Beast lady.. taking it all very seriously.

Success!!! Post Pleasure Faire high five.