Majestic Beauty Is Mine!

 Nature has been my homeboy lately (Eva Posey totally coined that phrase) so I took a trip to the GRAND CANYON!

Stayed at the Bright Angel Lodge, mere steps away from the south rim (I'm too immature to not think of something inappropriate right now)

 Ohhhh, a rim lookout!

 Showcasing native decor.

 See how high up?

 This was next to that hand!  Remnants, artifacts and fossils from a time when water was that high up!! Mind warping!!

 Looks like I'm standing in front of a back drop, or green screen.  Nope, real beauty.

 almost falling off a cliff.

 Semi-truck mud flap pose.

 Oh just gazin' at a Wonder of the World.

 Canyon boots

 There was snow!

 Dreamy.

Stopped at this JAAAANNNNNNNKKKKKKY replica of Bedrock in Arizona, you know the Flintstones Bedrock?  This place was all kinds of broke-down!  I'll quote a very eloquent yelp reviewer by saying "It's the stuff of dreams and nightmares".

Rounded out the majestic beauty voyage with a stay in a suite at the Palms Place in Las Vegas.  Ate steak and drank $30 a class scotch.  I aight' braggin though.  Happy Valentines Day.