August Inspiration

 Anjelica, classic babe.

 FENRIZ!!!!

 The great Jack Nicklaus. Golf dreams.

 Still in love with Kate.

 Kim Gordan. Cool thing.

Photo By Nandi Alexander

Vampire McNugget!!!

Nandi's Home!!!

Well, just for a week.  Had to take a photo when I picked her up... one of my more mom moments.

 Sophistication, style and grace.

 Nandi and her hot mom.

FRIENDS FOR LIFE.

Nandi was my soul mate in stupid jokes and public access shenanigans.  Weird friends are hard to find.
Go to the 4:07 mark for some classic Nandi and Kelley magic.

MOTHER'S DAY 2011, THE ISH HAS DROPPED!!!!!

PICTURE PAGES

A few years ago I made this photo mash-up in imovie.  It's a spazzy photo party consisting of images I had on my desktop 2 years ago.  There are friends, various dogs, my artwork, a bike I wanted to buy, baby pictures all set to a Black Flag song.  YEAH!

I HAD A BIRTHDAY!

This year my birthday came at an inconvenient time.  I was hired to do a cool art related job and it was due, like the next day!  I couldn't do anything fun, I worked all day (except for a cheeseburger break).  But at night, I broke loose and got all kinds of loopy. I danced on stuff, I hugged a chalkboard*see above photo, I acted a fool, I ripped my dress playing ping pong... YAY ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL BIRTHDAY!!  

The other member of the "Dream Team", also my #1 wingman.

Katie, sexin' up the place.

My vintage birthday dress.  BAM

Trifecta.

Nope... don't recall doing this.  One of my favorite things about nights like this, is the mystery photos on your camera.

I can tell already this year is going to be pretty special.

On an unrelated note, this video FREAKS ME OUT,  in a total fight or flight kind of way.  It also kinda reminds me of drunken high school trips to the laser light shows at the Seattle Science Center.  Ahhhhh-maaaazzzz-ing.

Totally Nude!

This is Nudes!  Aka Nudie, full name Totally Nude!  A while back when I was looking for an apartment, I went to see a place and took along my pal Eva.  I left without an apartment, but Eva left with that face up above!

California Cactus Center... I'M OBSESSED!

Looked out the window and saw this.  It's times like these when I really love California.

Nudes was feeling the same way.

Eva got her Posey back, and it's here to stay!!

There are a select few friend's who know what this sign means to me.  I'm in a constant state of Scandia.

My window sill.

My Kelley Cactus Center.

Eva's gala legs.

This guy again.

Kristi, you are an epic friend!  The art you make jumbles up my brains and love it!  So good to see you and hope to come visit you in Sydney so we can laugh some more. Miss you.

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..."But If They Don't Stop It's Gonna Get Scandalous"

Eva was looking out for me the other day.  Scooped up these tapes at a garage sale, knowing I would love them. L to R: The Cramps, Klymaxx, Grace Jones.

 Inspired me to draw this artists rendition of the Klymaxx cover.

Went a step further and did a drawing of the SWV Weak single tape cover. I may do a series.  Happy Birthday Krissie.

"I had to leave my condo to come to this"

Elvis' Greatest Hits

 I now live with a gigantic grey cat named  Elvis.  He is desperate for love, and desperate to get into my room.

 Desperate.

 But I shut him out cause all he wants to do is eat my plants, sit in my drawers,  and knock over everything with his girth.

Weirdo.

Majestic Beauty Is Mine!

 Nature has been my homeboy lately (Eva Posey totally coined that phrase) so I took a trip to the GRAND CANYON!

Stayed at the Bright Angel Lodge, mere steps away from the south rim (I'm too immature to not think of something inappropriate right now)

 Ohhhh, a rim lookout!

 Showcasing native decor.

 See how high up?

 This was next to that hand!  Remnants, artifacts and fossils from a time when water was that high up!! Mind warping!!

 Looks like I'm standing in front of a back drop, or green screen.  Nope, real beauty.

 almost falling off a cliff.

 Semi-truck mud flap pose.

 Oh just gazin' at a Wonder of the World.

 Canyon boots

 There was snow!

 Dreamy.

Stopped at this JAAAANNNNNNNKKKKKKY replica of Bedrock in Arizona, you know the Flintstones Bedrock?  This place was all kinds of broke-down!  I'll quote a very eloquent yelp reviewer by saying "It's the stuff of dreams and nightmares".

Rounded out the majestic beauty voyage with a stay in a suite at the Palms Place in Las Vegas.  Ate steak and drank $30 a class scotch.  I aight' braggin though.  Happy Valentines Day.