Pretty Poodle Parlor

Casa de Poodle Paradise.

Luxurious Lucy.

If ya go to the farmers market in Glendale, you get to PET BABY ANIMALS!!!!

Oh goats, you mystify me so.

Me, in my truest element. In nature with poodles.

Poodle meeting of the minds. *Above photo stylings by MK

Lani at the Bright Spot.

Gut bombz!! This photo makes my stomach shudder... horrifying.

"that sign reminds me of you"

Holly-hood Rat

Sunset Strip.

With the ever so talented and beautiful Ayana Hampton, almost debuting at the Comedy Store.

Art show at Ghetto Gloss. All of these portraits were made from the subject's ACTUAL TRASH!!!

Morgan Fairchild. Foxy.

Oh... and it was St. Patrick's Day! There was a keg full of GREEN BEER! Dreamy.

Caged clown.

Eva and Edward gettin' into the holiday spirit.

Green beer gangsters.

Golden gal.

So if in fact the condom on the end of that pump, next to the Aqua Velva, indeed belonged to Rue McClanahan..... now that just conjures up an image that I'm not sure how I feel about.

Man, do I love the Go-Go's. Been thinkin' a lot about playing music with all women. If anyone knows of a female drummer who is fun and hilarious, who wants to goof off and eat pizza and make up dumb songs, contact me.

Downtown hat storefront window photo, courtesy of M.R. Kelly.

Big Birthday Ballin'!!!!

Pre-birthday reggae dance party!

Me working on my island dance moves. I am OBSESSED with dancing like Rihanna in THIS video. If anyone out there can give me some pointers on how I can move my hips like that, I would be beyond pumped!

The big day. I've always driven by this place and dreamed of the day I could go inside. AT LAST, that day has come!!! The Bob Baker Marionette Theater has pure magic inside those walls! Behold...

Ahhh...

Ole!

WOW!

Wheeee...

Cute!

YES!!

At the beginning of the show, I was called up to the front of the room! A marionette puppy named Happy came out and handed me this crown and a giraffe hand puppet. Everyone sang to me and then I was pronounced "Princess of the Puppet Theater". My birthday could have just ended right there. What a lucky girl. Above is my birthday loot.

Puppet workshop.

They give you ice cream afterwards!!! WOW!

There she is. The princess herself.

This orange alley cat, came running over to wish me a happy birthday. I like my cats how I like my friends...

Red headed.

Cliff's Edge.

Hey what's with the sultry look? Oh yeah, cuz we're eating birthday dinner at Pacific Dining Car! I had the surf and turf. I don't think I have ever ingested anything that expensive in my 3_ years on earth.

Elana. I was in a redhead sandwich.

Classy cake.

Thug love.

"Hey Arlie, where are you?"

Make it clap.

I always end up at the Cha Cha at some point on my birthday. Oh well, guess I like it there. See you next year March 13th.